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Hey, Wednesday, Your One-Liner Is Showing!
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021346.html Middle-aged woman, angrily on cell: You tell him to go outside right now, and take his clothes off!
--32nd St & Park Ave
Overheard by: djlori
Girl to friend: All of a sudden there's a naked man! Like, this doesn't translate well visually.
--Uptown 1 Train
Suit on cell: How about I send you two naked kids to have a good time? Fair enough?
--60th St & Columbus Ave
Overheard by: Stacey V
Girl on phone: Topless anarchy is still anarchy, man.
--5 Train
Short dude to friend: I woke up naked and wrapped in cellophane--again!
--Columbia University
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| Tuesday, January 5th, 2010 |
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When Your Editors Have Nightmares
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021339.html Ditzy girl #1: I have to go, I kind of don't have time to get Pinkberry right now.
Ditzy girl #2: Come on! We're almost at the front of the line, it'll be like five more minutes.
Ditzy girl #1: I'm like an hour late for work!
Ditzy girl #2: Chill out, it's your first day, it's not like you have a record of being late!
--Pinkberry , 112th & Broadway
Overheard by: That's one more job out there for me!
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| Monday, January 4th, 2010 |
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in any case: behind the couch
http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1624  | archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about–  |  | | | ← previous | January 4th, 2010 | next | January 4th, 2010: My pal Ben Tippett (who you remember from his scientific inquiry into the source of Superman's powers) and I were talking about the simulated universe idea the other day, and he was arguing that a 1:1 simulation of a universe wouldn't work. But then I said it doesn't have to be 1:1, you can only simulate the important parts, or you could reduce the resolution of the simulation - Duke Nukem can't leave the rooms that have been built for him, also Duke Nukem doesn't have agency or a human soul, that sort of thing. Then he was the one who proposed that future generations are trying to figure out where I, Ryan North, history's greatest villain, buried the bodies!
So this is me giving credit to Ben and telling everyone that I'LL NEVER TELL WHERE THE BODIES ARE BURIED, ONCE I BURY THEM, WHICH HASN'T HAPPENED YET IN THIS SIMULATION, TO MY KNOWLEDGE, ANYWAY, THEY'RE MINE – Ryan |
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| Sunday, January 3rd, 2010 |
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Cat: I Can Has Ballz Back?
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021327.html Bimbette: So my cat jumps into my bed last night, like he always does, and he snuggles up next to me and all that, and as I'm petting him, I think, "I know he loves me 'cause I take care of him and everything... but does he also think I'm pretty?" You know?
Friend: (silence)
Bimbette: I really hope he thinks I'm pretty. I mean, like, compared to the other humans he's met. Right?
Friend: You are a) a total narcissist; b) totally creepy; or c) both. I'm leaning towards c).
--Starbucks, Columbus Circle
Overheard by: Unfortunately, he's just using you for food.
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